So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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