Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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