If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
