The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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