I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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