my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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