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The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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