Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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