I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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