He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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