Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
sex on a bike is impossible
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