Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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