Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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