i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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