Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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