I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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