Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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