lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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