Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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