i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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