I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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