Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I woke up under a house in Key West
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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