Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I deserve this hangover.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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