no, he came in my armpit
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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