Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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