just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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