Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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