Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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