So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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