Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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