After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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