Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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