yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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