Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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