Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize
