I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Randomize
