walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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