Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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