I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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