I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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