Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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