Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I think people are normalizing furries
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
