i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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