They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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