If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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