i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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