fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Randomize
