So drunk its hurt
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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