I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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