He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
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They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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